Introducing Them to the Joys of Bubble Wrap

Spring Fever.

Pandering to the masses...

Edward looks like he has to poop.
Just sayin'

They are "Forbidden Fruits"
Orange Obsession, Tempting Apple, Passion Fruit and Secret Strawberry.
They all pretty much suck.
The hearts say things like dazzle and live 4 ever and lamb and bite me and soul mate.

Of course I made Blake buy them for me when he started ranting about it.

Seriously?

I just saw a CBS PSA advising women to get their men prostate exams for Hanukkah

The tag line was "Give the gift of a kosher prostate"


Srsly?

Double You Tee Eff?

Brought to you by the letters "E" and "P" and the number 42

Jesus Christ, look how damn young Bob and Gloria and Gordon and Maria and Luis are....I FEEL OLD NOW!!





And finally, 2 of my FAVORITE Muppets from my days of watching Sesame Street:

Forgetful Jones






and

The Amazing Mumford!








And don't forget
Last year some people over at the Childrens Television Workshop decided early seasons of Sesame Street were NOT APPROPRIATE for children.

Asshats.