Happy VD!

Ahhhh, Valentines Day.
That wonderful time of year when super sickly sweet couples gross out other normal couples and single folks.
I don't have Valentines Day, I'm just not into it with my SO being 1000 miles away. Don't get me wrong Id love to be able to spend a V Day with him, but until that happens I'm pretty much MEH about the whole thing.

So.

Here's some lonely hearts from Craigslist for you all to read/mock/pity/be afraid of.

YAY! Its Multiple Personality Time!!

Can I lie on my Resume?

He's at the Sheetz in New Alexandria, beating up the paper towel dispensers.

EWWWWWWW! And an extra EWWW cause I'm thinking I might have worked with this person...

Ummmm....I got nothing...

And for a special treat, since I will be heading to New Orleans for Mardi Gras (read: being with my Bear for a whole week!) I present to you

STRANGE UNUSUAL OR FUNNY ADS FROM THE NEW ORLEANS CRAIGSLIST!

He probably should of given those pictures more thought...

Also known as "Creepy old pervert looking for plastic gold digging whore"

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

Cause WalMart sometimes isn't creepy enough...

I'm a rogue male, and I don't play well with others


Happy Valentines Day all!